Eight Reasons To Run From Your Coach…
1. Their business card says “Financial Advisor, Trainer, Consultant, Plumber, Coach and Streetsweeper”
2. They answer the phone with: “WAAAaaaasssssuuuuu
3. When you phone them up they ask you what colour panties you’re wearing.
4. Their call waiting message says “Your call is important to us, but not so important that I actually need answer your phone call, so just leave your name and number, your problem and your bank account details…”
5. When you say you don’t think you can do something, they ask if you need a conversation with Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.
6. In your first session you ask how long they’ve been a coach, they say “Coach? Smoach! Here, have a puff on this…”
7. Their website says “Three months ago I couldn’t spell “coach” and now I are one.”
8. They unzip their fly and ask you if you want some coaching from Mr. Winky.